The fine people at the University of Nebraska Cooperative Extension have been very good sports about the recent unpleasantness there. My contact on the ground, Dr. Emil Ferbus, emailed the following update early this morning:

The crowds of pilgrims have gone home, and the sanitary situation is now under control. Luckily the ground wasn't frozen so we just plowed everything under. It was a small price to pay for the honor of being visited by an image of our Dear Leader. Please find attached a new photo of the Blessed Swine which shows the Blessed Visage very clearly.

Dr. Ferbus went on to say that the Blessed Swine has been removed to an undisclosed safe location.

posted by grytpype at 11:54 AM