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Wednesday, March 12, 2003
Blessed Swine Shocker! Recording, photo are fakes! Your unworthy Prophet has evidence from an unimpeachable source that the Iraqi pignapping story is a hoax! Early this week I received the following encrypted email:
It's all a lie about the Blessed Swine. Please tell the world. My conscience can't take the strain any more. I provided the memo to several well-placed members of the national media. Under intense questioning, Ari Fleisher had this to say:
When confronted with the memo, Mr. Fleischer terminated the press conference and stormed out of the room.
In light of these shocking revelations, the Faithful can rest assured that the Blessed Swine is not in Iraq... but his whereabouts are still a mystery. Once again, I implore the Faithful to send any possible leads to templeofgwbush AT hotmail.com.
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