Many of the Faithful will be aware of the reports from last summer of a goat in Daytona Beach bearing the numeral 3 on its side, the number of Dale Earnhardt's NASCAR vehicle before his fiery death. The miracle drew Earnhardt fans from far and wide.

According to a recent report from his owner, Lil' Dale has undergone a transfiguration:

Lil' Dale got the cholera and the mange real bad at the same time, he was crapping everywhere and lost all his hair. When the hair grew back, where he had the 3, now it looks like Dear Leader. God Bless Dear Leader!

Amen to that.

posted by grytpype at 7:27 PM