The Temple of George W. Bush

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Sunday, March 02, 2003
Disaster in Nebraska

Many of the Faithful have requested the specific location of the miracles reported herein, so that they may make pilgrimage to the holy sites. At present I cannot reveal this information for fear of the crowd control problems that would inevitably ensue.

Indeed, I was too specific about the location of the Blessed Swine reported yestereve. Hundreds of thousands of the Faithful descended upon the University of Nebraska hoping for a glimpse of the animal. The University was simply not prepared for this onslaught, and a sanitary nightmare ensued that I fear is still unresolved at this hour.

I implore the Faithful to be content with the images presented here for your veneration!

posted by grytpype at 10:45 AM

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