Many of the Faithful have requested the specific location of the miracles reported herein, so that they may make pilgrimage to the holy sites. At present I cannot reveal this information for fear of the crowd control problems that would inevitably ensue.

Indeed, I was too specific about the location of the Blessed Swine reported yestereve. Hundreds of thousands of the Faithful descended upon the University of Nebraska hoping for a glimpse of the animal. The University was simply not prepared for this onslaught, and a sanitary nightmare ensued that I fear is still unresolved at this hour.

I implore the Faithful to be content with the images presented here for your veneration!



posted by grytpype at 10:45 AM