Your unworthy Prophet finds this hard to believe, but there are apparently enough Heathens remaining in the world to constitute themselves into a sizeable assembly. Today, millions of the poor unshriven bastards demonstrated against Dear Leader. Even in New York, over 200,000 Heathens marched down Broadway in open defiance of Dear Leader's expressed Will.

Dear Leader's Missionaries made quick work of them. The Faithful are encouraged to report any remaining pockets of resistance for intense Missionary outreach.


posted by grytpype at 11:50 PM