Let the Faithful rejoice! Our zealous Missionaries are covering the globe with an awesome display of Dear Leader's imperial power. At last report, 30-45 countries have submitted to Dear Leader's will, at least in writing. The others are expected to fall soon, lest they become irrelevant.

Any country that wishes to submit to Dear Leader may deliver the traditional tributes of earth and water to The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

posted by grytpype at 2:58 PM