A number of relics related to the cultus of our Dear Leader are appearing on auction sites.

It is understandable that the Faithful would want to possess such objects, but one must be wary of those who would take advantage of our simple piety. This auction, for example, is obviously fradulent:

I also have seen a number of auctions for tiny spoons, straws, mirrors, beer bongs, empty whiskey bottles, and other drug-using paraphernalia supposedly used by Dear Leader during his unexplained absences from his Texas National Guard duty. While undoubtedly there is a large number of such items existant, it is difficult to authenticate them as actually having been used by Dear Leader. Any purchase of them will necessarily involve a great deal of trust in the reputation of the vendor.

Of course I would be interested to hear of any verified miracles attributable to the power of Dear Leader's relics. Please contact me at templeofgwbush AT hotmail.com.

posted by grytpype at 5:19 PM