The Temple of George W. Bush
A place for the veneration of images of our Dear Leader.
Thursday, March 06, 2003
On the subject of Stigmata
Kent B. writes in with a tale of another miraculous appearence of our the Blessed Visage:
Kent the Stigmatic, you truly sit at the right hand of Dear Leader.
However, there are some whose actions cause disrepute of those things which are most surely believed among us. I refer to the false stigmatics, who limn the Blessed Visage upon their persons with, for example, soldering irons, X-Acto knives, or letter openers. Some do this out of a misguided sense of simple piety, others, in the hope of obtaining favorable tax treatment from our Dear Leader.
Your unworthy Prophet has not the time nor the travel budget to personally verify every claim of Blessed Stigmata. However, I will instruct the Faithful that a genuine stigma has the following properties:
The Faithful may consider this post to be your unworthy Prophet's nihil obstat to the veneration of stigmata having those properties.
Update: Still no news of the whereabouts of the Blessed Swine. Not even a ransom demand.
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