A Believer in Fort Lee, New Jersey claims to have experienced a miracle through the veneration of Dear Leader's image on this website:

I turned off all the lights in my room so there was nothing on except the monitor, and I stared at the image of Dear Leader in the Blessed Commode for what seemed like hours. Suddenly, an all-encompassing dullness washed over my brain. I felt much better. I was very worked up about something, maybe about something I read in the newspaper, but I forgot what it was. Thank you Dear Leader!

Thank you for writing in.

posted by grytpype at 11:31 PM