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Sunday, March 23, 2003
Theological Q and A

A young Believer writes in with this theological conundrum:

What happens to the souls of the little Heathen babies who die from the Missionary work before they accept Dear Leader?


P.S., I love Dear Leader!

Well Janie, that is a very good question. I passed it along to our good friend, the eminent theologian Phillip Merrill, President and Chairman of the Export-Import Bank of the United States and former chairman of the board of Capital-Gazette Communications, Inc.

They go to Hell.

Thank you, Mr. Merrill. By the way, still no word on the whereabouts of the Blessed Swine.

posted by grytpype at 6:07 PM

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