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Wednesday, March 05, 2003
Urgent... the Blessed Swine has gone missing!

I have received a report that the Blessed Swine is missing from its secured pig pen. After the near-disaster caused by hordes of pilgrims descending on its former location, the sacred animal was moved to a highly secure sty in (I might as well tell you) Yorba Linda, California, birthplace of Richard Nixon. Its handler, Dr. Emil Ferbus, accompanied the annointed ungulate to see to its dietary and spiritual needs. This morning, the Blessed one was found to be missing from its sty. A three-mile radius around the secure pen has been searched, and not even a footprint has been found. Please, if you have any information about the whereabouts of the Blessed Swine, write to templeofgwbush AT

posted by grytpype at 5:04 PM

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