In response to numerous inquiries from the Faithful: I cannot at this time allow private audiences with the Blessed Commode. My bathroom is too small to accommodate more than three Believers, and those being of a moderate size with one standing in the bathtub. I simply cannot reasonably meet the demand. I know some sort of alternative arrangments must be made, but this will take time, and don't forget there's a war on so manpower and materiel are hard to come by.