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Sunday, April 13, 2003
Heathen Uprising in San Francisco

Your unworthy Prophet has received very disturbing news from the Wrong Coast. A crowd of reprobate Heathens has toppled a statue of Dear Leader in San Francisco. The statue was a gift to the people of that city from Harken Energy Corporation, as part of their program to dispose of the tons of steel scrap left over from Dear Leader's attempts to find oil in Texas.

Dear Leader's Strategic Air Missionaries taught the Heathens an appropriately severe lesson for their insolence. Also, Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, will now be known as Victory Rice.

posted by grytpype at 2:10 PM

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