Your Prophet has received a bull from the White House forbidding the Faithful to refer to Dear Leader using any of the following terms:
Blotchy
Bogus POTUS
The Pretendident
President Evil
Spurious George
His Simian Majesty
Felonious Monk
Toxic Texan
Gutless Wonder Boy
George WTF Bush
The Son King
Jeenyus at Werk
Dopey Dub
President Doorknob
Flubya
Geeeeee Duuuuuhhhhh
Our Mongoloid Leader